What a terrible mistake to let go of something wonderful for something real.
Okay I’m sorry.
I’m really really sorry.
I think Jared should get a trim.
Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.
But just a trim.
But seriously this has gone on long enough. There should be an intervention episode.
“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”